1000 Ways to Die - Season 3
Season 3
Network
Episodes42
DatesAug 3, 2010 - Feb 29, 2012
Episodes
Season 3Episode 130 min
Death on a Stick
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
Aug 3, 2010
Season 3Episode 230 min
Putting a Smiley Face on Death
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
Sep 14, 2010
Season 3Episode 330 min
Stupid is as Stupid Dies
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
Sep 21, 2010
Season 3Episode 430 min
Dead Wrongs
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
Sep 28, 2010
Season 3Episode 530 min
Fatal Distractions
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
Oct 5, 2010
Season 3Episode 630 min
The End is Weird
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
Oct 19, 2010
Season 3Episode 730 min
Hurry Up and Die
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Oct 26, 2010
Season 3Episode 830 min
Death Puts on a Dunce Cap
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
Nov 2, 2010
Season 3Episode 930 min
Young, Dumb and Full of Death
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
Nov 9, 2010
Season 3Episode 1030 min
Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
Dec 8, 2010
Season 3Episode 1130 min
Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Dec 15, 2010
Season 3Episode 1230 min
Sudden Death
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
Dec 22, 2010
Season 3Episode 1330 min
Dying to Tell the Story
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
Dec 29, 2010
Season 3Episode 1430 min
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
Jan 5, 2011
Season 3Episode 1530 min
The One About Dumb People Dying!
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
Feb 8, 2011
Season 3Episode 1630 min
Getting a Rise from the Dead
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
Feb 16, 2011
Season 3Episode 1730 min
Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
Feb 23, 2011
Season 3Episode 1830 min
Grave Errors
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
Mar 2, 2011
Season 3Episode 1930 min
Killing Them Softly
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
Mar 9, 2011
Season 3Episode 2030 min
Better Them Than Us
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
Mar 16, 2011
Season 3Episode 2130 min
Dead Before They Know It
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
Mar 23, 2011
Season 3Episode 2230 min
Stupid is as Death Does
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
Mar 29, 2011
Season 3Episode 2330 min
That's "Mister Death" to You
Jul 11, 2011
Season 3Episode 2430 min
Death, The New Black
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
Jul 18, 2011
Season 3Episode 2530 min
Death Be a Lady Tonight
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
Jul 25, 2011
Season 3Episode 2630 min
Today's Special: Death
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
Aug 1, 2011
Season 3Episode 2730 min
Eat, Pray Die
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
Aug 8, 2011
Season 3Episode 2830 min
Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
Aug 15, 2011
Season 3Episode 2930 min
Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
Aug 22, 2011
Season 3Episode 3030 min
Death: One Size Fits All
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
Aug 29, 2011
Season 3Episode 3130 min
Death by Request
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
Oct 24, 2011
Season 3Episode 3230 min
Deadliest Kitsch
Oct 24, 2011
Season 3Episode 3330 min
Grave Decisions
Oct 31, 2011
Season 3Episode 3430 min
Dirt Nap
Nov 7, 2011
Season 3Episode 3530 min
Death Takes a Vacation
Nov 14, 2011
Season 3Episode 3630 min
Wild Wild Death
Nov 21, 2011
Season 3Episode 3730 min
Death Penalties
Jan 25, 2012
Season 3Episode 3830 min
Die-abestic
Feb 1, 2012
Season 3Episode 3930 min
Star Death: The Last Generation
Feb 8, 2012
Season 3Episode 4030 min
Death - Putting the "Fun" in "Funeral"
Feb 22, 2012
Season 3Episode 4130 min
Sor-Dead Affair
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
Feb 29, 2012
Season 3Episode 4230 min
Locked and Low Dead
Feb 29, 2012
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