America's Dumbest Criminals - Season 2

America's Dumbest Criminals - Season 2

Season 2

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Episodes26
DatesJan 31, 1997 - Jul 25, 1997
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Episodes

Sticking to the Job
Season 2Episode 130 min

Sticking to the Job

In the first episode of Season 2 of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet offenders who are "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone who becomes a "Locked-In Loser" and a total "Potty Mouth."
Jan 31, 1997
Towing Nowhere Fast
Season 2Episode 230 min

Towing Nowhere Fast

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll meet delinquents who think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent" and someone who is "Always on the Job."
Feb 7, 1997
Keyless Klutz
Season 2Episode 330 min

Keyless Klutz

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meets offenders with nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick" and "Stash Flash," we'll meet a "Wiener Dog" and hear some "Courthouse Rock."
Feb 14, 1997
Dial-A-Narc
Season 2Episode 430 min

Dial-A-Narc

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits will "Dial-A-Narc," remind us you "You Only Live Vice," discover "Scales on the Roof," explore the "Second Time Around" learn "Baste Not, Want Not" and go "Out on a Limb."
Feb 21, 1997
Asinine Alibis
Season 2Episode 530 min

Asinine Alibis

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals,"offenders use "Asinine Alibis," try on "Santa Clogs," reveal that they're a "Swinging Single" and remind you "Diamonds are a Kid's Best Friend."
Feb 28, 1997
Stuffed Turkey
Season 2Episode 630 min

Stuffed Turkey

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits try to get away with a "Stuffed Turkey," meet "Swamp Things," someone will try "Taunting Car Robber" and we'll discover the misery of the "Safe Quakers."
Mar 7, 1997
Courting Trouble
Season 2Episode 730 min

Courting Trouble

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness delinquents "Courting Trouble," ones who "Batter Up, decide to start "Dumbin' in the Rough" and another who becomes a "Restaurant Roof Clown."
Mar 14, 1997
Bottled Up Robber
Season 2Episode 830 min

Bottled Up Robber

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the "Bottled Up Robber," "Fumigation Burglar" and experience a "Rocky Mountain High."
Mar 21, 1997
Shell Shocked
Season 2Episode 930 min

Shell Shocked

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," idiots will get "Shell Shocked," attempt the "Swipe and Wipe," experience "Heist Anxiety" and we'll witness the "Rice Man Cometh."
Mar 28, 1997
Crate Escape
Season 2Episode 1030 min

Crate Escape

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," deliquents will attempt a "Crate Escape," show off their "Bad News Boobs," try on their "Gotta Be the Shoes" and make a "Pit Stop."
Apr 4, 1997
Caught Off Guard
Season 2Episode 1130 min

Caught Off Guard

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminal,s" offenders will be "Caught Off Guard," experience "Squirrel Nut Speeder," realize they're "Not Out of the Woods" and request "One Moment Please."
Apr 11, 1997
Easy Offed
Season 2Episode 1230 min

Easy Offed

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see idiots get "Easy Offed," notice someone "Flew the Coop," meet "Helena Handbag" and get the "Door Jammed."
Apr 18, 1997
The Boulder, the Stupider
Season 2Episode 1330 min

The Boulder, the Stupider

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll understand "The Boulder, the Stupider," "Moon Over First Fed," see how "Brothers Cool Off" and experience the "Road Flasher."
Apr 25, 1997
Helping Hands
Season 2Episode 1430 min

Helping Hands

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dog, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey," and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."
May 2, 1997
Lights, Camera, Busted
Season 2Episode 1530 min

Lights, Camera, Busted

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see someone get "Lights, Camera, Busted," witness "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," see a criminal get "All Dressed Up" and ask "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"
May 9, 1997
Roller Bullies
Season 2Episode 1630 min

Roller Bullies

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll laugh at "Roller Bullies, a "Motorhome Madman," the "Breaking of a Habit" and an instance of "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."
May 16, 1997
Rookie Robber
Season 2Episode 1730 min

Rookie Robber

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.
May 23, 1997
A Soggy Suspect
Season 2Episode 1830 min

A Soggy Suspect

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas and a man shoots mental blanks.
May 30, 1997
A Boatload of Bozos
Season 2Episode 1930 min

A Boatload of Bozos

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a boatload of bozos toss more than their cookies in a high speed chase, a spaced-out suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a masked moron hitches the wrong ride home and a mugger makes sly moves on the wrong couple.
Jun 6, 1997
Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose
Season 2Episode 2030 min

Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky fingered felon gets his day in court and a chatty Cathy expresses her innermost thoughts.
Jun 13, 1997
Follow-the-Loser
Season 2Episode 2130 min

Follow-the-Loser

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play a little follow-the-loser and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.
Jun 20, 1997
Dress for Success
Season 2Episode 2230 min

Dress for Success

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals, " a drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success and a suspect has the last word down at the station.
Jun 27, 1997
An Indecent Proposal
Season 2Episode 2330 min

An Indecent Proposal

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.
Jul 4, 1997
Halloween Hoodlum
Season 2Episode 2430 min

Halloween Hoodlum

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a Halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed during his getaway and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.
Jul 11, 1997
Moronic Macarena
Season 2Episode 2530 min

Moronic Macarena

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a crook packs his bags and makes a run for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, a salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store, and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.
Jul 18, 1997
The Wrong Crustacean
Season 2Episode 2630 min

The Wrong Crustacean

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants, a parachuter runs into a little technical difficulty, a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law and an escaped con forgets his glasses.
Jul 25, 1997

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