Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2

Car 54, Where Are You? - Season 2

Season 2

Network
DatesSep 16, 1962 - Apr 14, 1963
Previous Season

Episodes

Hail to the Chief
Season 2Episode 130 min

Hail to the Chief

Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.
Sep 16, 1962
One Sleepy People
Season 2Episode 230 min

One Sleepy People

Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
Sep 23, 1962
A Man Is Not an Ox
Season 2Episode 330 min

A Man Is Not an Ox

When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.
Sep 30, 1962
Schnauser's Last Ride
Season 2Episode 430 min

Schnauser's Last Ride

The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
Oct 7, 1962
Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
Season 2Episode 530 min

Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
Oct 14, 1962
Occupancy, August 1st
Season 2Episode 630 min

Occupancy, August 1st

Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.
Oct 21, 1962
Remember St. Petersburg
Season 2Episode 730 min

Remember St. Petersburg

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.
Oct 28, 1962
That's Show Business
Season 2Episode 830 min

That's Show Business

Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.
Nov 4, 1962
Toody Undercover
Season 2Episode 930 min

Toody Undercover

Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
Nov 11, 1962
I Hate Captain Block
Season 2Episode 1030 min

I Hate Captain Block

When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.
Nov 18, 1962
A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Season 2Episode 1130 min

A Star Is Born in the Bronx

Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
Nov 25, 1962
Pretzel Mary
Season 2Episode 1230 min

Pretzel Mary

The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.
Dec 2, 1962
142 Tickets on the Aisle
Season 2Episode 1330 min

142 Tickets on the Aisle

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.
Dec 9, 1962
Stop Thief
Season 2Episode 1430 min

Stop Thief

After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?
Dec 16, 1962
Je t'adore Muldoon
Season 2Episode 1530 min

Je t'adore Muldoon

To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
Dec 30, 1962
The White Elephant
Season 2Episode 1630 min

The White Elephant

A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.
Jan 6, 1963
Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Season 2Episode 1730 min

Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it
Jan 13, 1963
The Presidential Itch
Season 2Episode 1830 min

The Presidential Itch

An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
Jan 20, 1963
Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians
Season 2Episode 1930 min

Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians

The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
Jan 27, 1963
Here We Go Again
Season 2Episode 2030 min

Here We Go Again

Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
Feb 3, 1963
The Star Boarder
Season 2Episode 2130 min

The Star Boarder

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
Feb 10, 1963
The Biggest Day of the Year
Season 2Episode 2230 min

The Biggest Day of the Year

After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
Feb 17, 1963
Here Comes Charlie
Season 2Episode 2330 min

Here Comes Charlie

The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!
Feb 24, 1963
See You at the Bar Mitzvah
Season 2Episode 2430 min

See You at the Bar Mitzvah

When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.
Mar 3, 1963
I've Been Here Before
Season 2Episode 2530 min

I've Been Here Before

A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
Mar 10, 1963
Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
Season 2Episode 2630 min

Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
Mar 17, 1963
Lucille Is 40
Season 2Episode 2730 min

Lucille Is 40

Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.
Mar 24, 1963
The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Season 2Episode 2830 min

The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser

Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
Mar 31, 1963
Puncher and Judy
Season 2Episode 2930 min

Puncher and Judy

At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.
Apr 7, 1963
The Curse of the Snitkins
Season 2Episode 3030 min

The Curse of the Snitkins

A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.
Apr 14, 1963

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