Crank Yankers - Season 1

Season 1

Episodes

Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
A turd in Gladys' car; Elmer needs an apt; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.

Denis Leary & Sarah Silverman
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

Wu Tang Clan
Shavin books a room for the Wu-Tang Clan; Hadassah applies for a nanny job; Rob helps a friend in need; Elmer finds a surprise in his dinner.

Jimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

David Alan Grier & Dave Attell
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

Susie Essman & Jim Florentine
Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

Sarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan
Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.

Kevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

Dane Cook & Sarah Silverman
Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.
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