Family Guy - Season 3

Family Guy - Season 3

Season 3

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Episodes22
Datesjuil. 11, 2001 - déc. 10, 2004
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Episodes

The Thin White Line
Season 3Episode 130 min

The Thin White Line

Family dog Brian is "in a rut" so he tries volunteerism, then takes a job as a dope-sniffing narc for the Quahog P.D. Trouble is, he likes what he sniffs a bit too much.

juil. 11, 2001
Brian Does Hollywood
Season 3Episode 230 min

Brian Does Hollywood

Brian heads to Hollywood to be screenwriter and the others follow when Stewie is chosen to be on "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Stewie doesn't exactly hit it off with host Bill Cosby but Brian does make his mark in show business, if not in the way he had intended (as a porn "auteur").

juil. 18, 2001
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Season 3Episode 330 min

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

A conglomerate buys Happy Go Lucky Toys and installs Peter (voice of series creator Seth McFarlane) as president. The conglomerate also owns a tobacco company, and before long Peter is on his way to Washington to testify before Congress on the benefits of smoking.

juil. 25, 2001
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Season 3Episode 430 min

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the "Spirit of '76" when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie (also voiced by MacFarlane) plays 'Enry 'Iggins to Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter.

août 1, 2001
And the Wiener is...
Season 3Episode 530 min

And the Wiener is...

Meg makes the flag-girl squad at James Woods High. That's "almost a cheerleader," she boasts, but it doesn't impress the cool kids. Meanwhile, Peter (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) develops a severe case of Chris-envy.

août 8, 2001
Death Lives
Season 3Episode 630 min

Death Lives

Peter pays a price when he plays golf on his anniversary---he's struck by lightning. Adam Carolla provides the voice of the Grim Reaper, who guides Peter through his "near death experience," which leads to a "revelation" concerning Lois. Also, Peter offers the Reaper dating tips.

août 15, 2001
Lethal Weapons
Season 3Episode 730 min

Lethal Weapons

With a few tae-jitsu lessons under her black belt, Lois (voice of Alex Borstein) turns herself into Quahog's answer to Xena, cutting a wide swath through the hordes of obnoxious leaf-peeping tourists from New York. But soon her violent ways begin to hit home.

août 22, 2001
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Season 3Episode 830 min

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Meg (voice of Mila Kunis) gets an internship at a TV station. It's a dream job...because she thinks the station's male anchor is dreamy. But it turns nightmarish when the station's other intern, "the biggest dork on the planet," gets a crush on her. Meanwhile, a bully steals Stewie's tricycle.

août 29, 2001
Mr. Saturday Knight
Season 3Episode 930 min

Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, dies suddenly (at the Griffins' house, as it happens), and the toy factory dies with him. Not surprisingly, Peter's "career transition" is less than smooth. Then he decides to follow his 25-year-old dream and become a jouster at Quahog's Renaissance Faire.

sept. 5, 2001
Fish Out of Water
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Fish Out of Water

A jobless Peter decides on a line of work fit for "a real New England man": He becomes a fisherman. But there's something fishy about the bank that finances his boat. Meanwhile, Meg and Lois do some serious spring-break partying (Lois does, anyway) at Rhode Island's Narragansett Beach.

sept. 19, 2001
Emission Impossible
Season 3Episode 1130 min

Emission Impossible

After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.

nov. 8, 2001
To Love and Die in Dixie
Season 3Episode 1230 min

To Love and Die in Dixie

Waylon Jennings has a voice cameo in an episode in which the Griffins discover Southern hospitality---courtesy of the Witness Protection Program. They're in hiding because the convenience-store thief Chris fingers escapes from jail and vows revenge. But should he track Chris (voice of Seth Green) down, he'll have to contend with Sheriff Peter Griffin (series creator Seth MacFarlane).

nov. 15, 2001
Screwed the Pooch
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Screwed the Pooch

Peter can't stop trying to impress Lois's father, Mr. Pewterschmidt, and Brian can't take his eye off Pewterschmidt's racing grayhound. Bob Barker has a voice cameo as himself. Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides the voices of Peter, Brian, Pewterschmidt, Bill Gates, an ape and a cockroach.

nov. 29, 2001
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
Season 3Episode 1430 min

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

When Chris adopts hip-hop speech, Peter (who can't understand a word he's saying) decides to teach his son about his roots. He makes a startling discovery. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes enchanted with the Buddy Cianci Junior High cheerleaders.

déc. 6, 2001
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Season 3Episode 1530 min

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe, Quahog's disabled cop, is depressed after failing to nab a perp, so Peter suggests he compete in the Special People's Games as a confidence booster. His event: the decathlon. His competition: "a trash-talking quadriplegic" (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane). Tony Danza and Valerie Bertinelli have voice cameos as actors playing Joe and his wife, Bonnie, in a movie.

déc. 20, 2001
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Season 3Episode 1630 min

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

It may be the season, but Peter's anything but merry when holiday preparations prevent him from watching his favorite Christmas special, "KISS Saves Santa." And soon the family experiences the same lack of spirit when they're compelled to do last-minute shopping. Members of KISS provide their own voices.

déc. 21, 2001
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Season 3Episode 1730 min

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Brian, depressed over bad luck in love, is convicted of DUI and sentenced to care for an ornery old woman whose past comes to the attention of celebrity watcher A.J. Benza. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard, which displeases Lois (who isn't alone in thinking that it's for the birds).

janv. 17, 2002
From Method to Madness
Season 3Episode 1830 min

From Method to Madness

Stewie displays some show-business talent---as long as he's paired with a girl he despises; Meg develops a crush on a teenage nudist. Fred Willard has a voice cameo as the boy's father (who's also a nudist).

janv. 24, 2002
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Season 3Episode 1930 min

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship. When Peter finds out, he gets jealous, to say the least. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves stuck together with industrial-strength glue. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a voice cameo as herself.

janv. 31, 2002
Road to Europe
Season 3Episode 2030 min

Road to Europe

Brian and Stewie stow away on a plane they think is bound for England. They're wrong, and soon they're in Saudi Arabia, at the beginning of a long, strange trip back home. Meanwhile, back in the U.S., Peter and Lois have an odd encounter with KISS.

févr. 7, 2002
Family Guy Viewer Mail (1)
Season 3Episode 2130 min

Family Guy Viewer Mail (1)

Three mini-episodes. In the first, a genie grants Peter three wishes and he ends up being propositioned by Catherine Zeta-Jones (voice of Alex Borstein). Then, exposure to toxic waste gives the Griffins super powers (one per Griffin). Finally, in flashbacks, L'il Peter braves a haunted house (for awhile) to impress L'il Lois.

févr. 14, 2002
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Season 3Episode 2230 min

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.

déc. 10, 2004

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