Hot in Cleveland - Season 3

Hot in Cleveland - Season 3

Season 3

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Episodes24
DatesNov 30, 2011 - Jun 6, 2012
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Episodes

Elka's Choice
Season 3Episode 130 min

Elka's Choice

Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.

Nov 30, 2011
Beards
Season 3Episode 230 min

Beards

Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.

Dec 7, 2011
Funeral Crashers
Season 3Episode 330 min

Funeral Crashers

Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

Dec 14, 2011
Happy Fat
Season 3Episode 430 min

Happy Fat

The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

Dec 21, 2011
One Thing or a Mother
Season 3Episode 530 min

One Thing or a Mother

The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

Dec 28, 2011
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Season 3Episode 630 min

How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met.

Jan 4, 2012
Two Girls and a Rhino
Season 3Episode 730 min

Two Girls and a Rhino

Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

Jan 11, 2012
God and Football
Season 3Episode 830 min

God and Football

On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

Jan 18, 2012
Love is Blind
Season 3Episode 930 min

Love is Blind

Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.

Jan 25, 2012
Life with Lucci
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Life with Lucci

Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.

Feb 1, 2012
I'm with the Band
Season 3Episode 1130 min

I'm with the Band

Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.

Feb 8, 2012
Lost Loves
Season 3Episode 1230 min

Lost Loves

Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.

Feb 15, 2012
Tangled Web
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Tangled Web

The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.

Mar 7, 2012
Hot & Heavy
Season 3Episode 1430 min

Hot & Heavy

Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.

Mar 14, 2012
Rubber Ball
Season 3Episode 1530 min

Rubber Ball

When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.

Mar 21, 2012
Everything Goes Better with Vampires
Season 3Episode 1630 min

Everything Goes Better with Vampires

Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.

Mar 28, 2012
Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
Season 3Episode 1730 min

Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.

Apr 11, 2012
Cruel Shoes
Season 3Episode 1830 min

Cruel Shoes

Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.

Apr 18, 2012
Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
Season 3Episode 1930 min

Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.

Apr 25, 2012
The Gateway Friend
Season 3Episode 2030 min

The Gateway Friend

The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

May 2, 2012
Some Like It Hot
Season 3Episode 2130 min

Some Like It Hot

The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

May 9, 2012
Storage Wars
Season 3Episode 2230 min

Storage Wars

An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

May 16, 2012
When You Open a Door
Season 3Episode 2330 min

When You Open a Door

When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.

May 30, 2012
Blow Outs
Season 3Episode 2430 min

Blow Outs

When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

Jun 6, 2012

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