Roseanne's Nuts - Season 1

Roseanne's Nuts - Season 1

Season 1

Network
Episodes16
DatesJul 13, 2011 - Sep 16, 2011

Episodes

Pig War
Season 1Episode 130 min

Pig War

Roseanne realizes that being a farmer isn't as easy as it looks. Wild pigs are infiltrating her farm and eating her nuts! Determined to put an end to this delinquent behavior, Roseanne hires hunters with pig dogs to catch the pigs. But once captured, Roseanne questions what she wants to do with them.
Jul 13, 2011
The Curse
Season 1Episode 230 min

The Curse

Roseanne uses farm work to help curb her uncontrollable temper. When Johnny and Jake confront her about it, she places the blame on an age-old curse. So she visits a local spiritual healer to help lift the curse and free her from her anger.
Jul 13, 2011
Star Spangled Banner
Season 1Episode 330 min

Star Spangled Banner

Almost 20 years after her infamous rendition of the national anthem landed her in hot water, Roseanne gets a shot at redemption when she is invited to sing the song at a local girl's softball game. As she debates whether or not to accept the invitation, Roseanne enlists the aid of her friend, singer Bonnie Bramlett, to help rehearse for the big day.
Jul 20, 2011
Life's a Snore
Season 1Episode 430 min

Life's a Snore

Johnny is frustrated by Roseanne's snoring problem and desperate to find a solution. Roseanne is resistant at first but eventually gives in and tries a variety of methods to get her to stop.
Jul 20, 2011
The Museum Blessing
Season 1Episode 530 min

The Museum Blessing

Roseanne bought a historic Hawaiian museum and it's haunted! Or at least that's what the locals think. So in order to rid the place of the ghostly spirits, Roseanne is having her museum "blessed" by a local Hawaiian priest. But things get spooky when she becomes deathly ill on the day of the blessing.
Jul 27, 2011
Mother's Day
Season 1Episode 630 min

Mother's Day

What do you give the mother who has everything? Surfing lessons of course! While Roseanne hangs ten, boyfriend Johnny and son Jake turn the house upside down to surprise Roseanne with squeaky-clean digs upon her return.
Jul 27, 2011
Passover
Season 1Episode 730 min

Passover

In an effort to be completely self sustainable and live off the land, Roseanne plans to cook this year's Passover meal using only vegetables from her farm. Overwhelmed with the task at hand, Roseanne realizes she doesn't have enough food from her garden and enlists the help of her celebrity guests to prepare dinner.
Aug 3, 2011
Grannies Night Out
Season 1Episode 830 min

Grannies Night Out

Comedy icons Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard arrive at Roseanne's farm for a "Girls Night Out." The titanic trio drinks, dines and dances the night away, but the hijinks take a toll on Roseanne. The next morning she awakes with a horrible hangover and spends the day looking for a cure.
Aug 10, 2011
Food Truck
Season 1Episode 930 min

Food Truck

Roseanne has long had the dream of taking the surplus food from her farm and donating it to those in need. To make the dream a reality, Roseanne buys a truck, fills it with her fresh vegetables and hits the streets of Hawaii. The only problem: where are the hungry people?
Aug 10, 2011
Weed is Wack
Season 1Episode 1030 min

Weed is Wack

With a trip back to Los Angeles looming on the horizon, Roseanne is starting to feel the familiar anxiety that has plagued her most of her life. To alleviate the stress, Roseanne visits a doctor who can help her get a medicinal marijuana license in Hawaii.
Aug 24, 2011
Grrrl Power
Season 1Episode 1130 min

Grrrl Power

Roseanne is giving a speech to a group of young girls at a local high school and hopes to twist, er, shape their minds toward being strong, independent women. While Roseanne and Johnny lock horns while writing her speech, Archie takes Jake out for a man-date to toughen up the "city boy" for life on the farm.
Aug 24, 2011
Homecoming Parade
Season 1Episode 1230 min

Homecoming Parade

Roseanne serves as grand marshal of the 2011 Utah Pride Festival in Salt Lake City, where she grew up. While there, she visits her childhood home with her mom and brother.
Sep 2, 2011
Camping
Season 1Episode 1330 min

Camping

Roseanne and her family go camping, but when Roseanne returns home to get additional supplies, she confronts Jenny about her smoking habit.
Sep 2, 2011
Homeschooling
Season 1Episode 1430 min

Homeschooling

Roseanne volunteers to homeschool her grandkids for a day, but things quickly get out of hand.
Sep 9, 2011
Menopause for Dummies
Season 1Episode 1530 min

Menopause for Dummies

Roseanne deals with the pains of menopause and tries to revive her sex life with Johnny.
Sep 9, 2011
Lu'au Launch Party
Season 1Episode 1630 min

Lu'au Launch Party

Roseanne hosts a luau to launch her business, and although the men want to hunt a pig on her farm and cook it for the celebration, Roseanne isn't sure she wants to allow it.
Sep 16, 2011

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