South Park - Season 5
Season 5
Episodes
It Hits the Fan
The boys realize they may have made history of some sort when Cartman utters an expletive.
Cripple Fight
The boys join the Mountain Scouts with Timmy, who winds up in a fight with Jimmy in a supermarket parking lot.
Super Best Friends
A magician persuades Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult, and their journey lands them in Washington, D.C.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Radiohead plays a role in Cartman's plan for revenge against an eighth-grader who wronged him.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.
Cartmanland
Cartman uses his $1 million inheritance to open his own amusement park.
Proper Condom Use
The impulsive implementation of sex-education classes at school leads to an all-out battle between the boys and the girls.
Towelie
The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators.
How to Eat with Your Butt
As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.
The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)
Kyle is embarrassed by his cousin, Kyle, and tries to think of ways to avoid him in front of his friends.
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.
Kenny Dies
Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters looks forward to his parents' anniversary dinner despite his mother's reaction to his father's secret extracurricular activities.
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