South Park - Season 8

Season 8
Episodes

Good Times with Weapons
After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos.

Up the Down Steroid
Steroids become an issue as Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman train for a sporting event.

The Passion of the Jew
"The Passion of the Christ" has an unusual effect on Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny.

You Got F**ked in the Ass
Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.

AWESOM-O
Cartman disguises himself as a robot so he can learn secrets about Butters to use against him.

The Jeffersons
A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park.

Goobacks
South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.

Douche and Turd
The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town.

Pre-School
Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Stan and Kyle fear that a secret may get out when an old adversary turns up in town.

Quest for Ratings
Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite.

Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.

Woodland Critter Christmas
Woodland creatures ask Stan to help them build a manger.
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