strongbad_email.exe - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
date
Somebody asks Strong Bad what a date with Homestar and Marzipan is like. The chilling result gives everyone the jibblies.
impression
"Your friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest instead.
labor day
"Chrispy" from Schenectady, NY asks Strong Bad what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad decides to take the day off and not answer an email. Instead, he sits by The Stick and says stuff to the people who walk by.
kids' book
Strong Bad shows off his children's book that he "made", entitled Everyone is Different.
2 years
E. Fullmer asks what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years, so Strong Bad shares his predictions for the future.
no loafing
Ryan asks Strong Bad about the "No Loafing" sign in Strong Bad's house, and where it went. He puts up inspirational posters to get everybody working.
mile
Strong Bad doesn't want to do an email this week, so The Cheat makes one instead, Powered by The Cheat style. Strong Bad does cartwheels for a mile, and The Cheat is a millionaire!
couch patch
"Your pal" asks Strong Bad about the history behiend the patch on his couch.
local news
Dan asks Strong Bad if Strong Badia has a local news program. Strong Bad rushes off to make one with the help of Bubs, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, and the Tire.
colonization
Strong Bad is asked if he celebrates Thanksgiving like everyone else. He then shows a history book about the colonization of Strong Badia.
caffeine
Strong Bad is asked to give Strong Sad some caffeine, and decides to try it out as a project for the All-Wide Science Fair.
kind of cool
Strong Bad tells what he would be like if he wasn't the "stylish, buff, handsome man" that he is. It turns out to be a lot like someone The Brothers Strong used to know.
army
Hank Toler asks about Strong Badia's army. The Homestarmy attempts to invade the kingdom.
video games
Taylor R. wants to know what Strong Bad would be like in a video game. Strong Bad explains that it would depend on what system he was on.
the bet
Strong Bad loses a bet with Homestar Runner, and he has to spend a night at the King of Town's castle.
lackey
Steve from Victoria, BC, wants to know why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey.
monument
Strong Bad is asked to create a monument in his own image. He goes on to explain how the arrival of the Thnikkaman distracted him and prevented the completion of the monument.
stupid stuff
Kevin Grumbles writes in to tell Strong Bad that he should make Homestar Runner say stupid stuff because his voice is hilarious. Strong Bad switches it up!
different town
Strong Bad describes how he would make his town different, through song.
flashback
In the long-anticipated 100th email, Jon from NH asks Strong Bad how long he has known Homestar Runner. The answer is too big to be shown in anything but... WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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