The Bernie Mac Show - Season 3

The Bernie Mac Show - Season 3

Season 3

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Episodes22
DatesNov 30, 2003 - Jun 29, 2004
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Episodes

Eye of the Tiger
Season 3Episode 130 min

Eye of the Tiger

Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.

Nov 30, 2003
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3Episode 230 min

Love Thy Nephew

When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.

Dec 7, 2003
Road to Tradition
Season 3Episode 330 min

Road to Tradition

When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.

Dec 14, 2003
Laughing Matters
Season 3Episode 430 min

Laughing Matters

Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.

Dec 21, 2003
Hair Jordan
Season 3Episode 530 min

Hair Jordan

Bernie takes Jordan to the local barber shop to meet his friends. Unfortunately, Aunt Wanda doesn't like what goes on there, when Jordan casually repeats things said there. Bernie tells Jordan the code; what happens there stays there. Unfortunately, he forgets the 2nd half, what's said at home; stays there.

Jan 4, 2004
Love Bug
Season 3Episode 630 min

Love Bug

Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.

Jan 11, 2004
It's a Wonderful Wife
Season 3Episode 730 min

It's a Wonderful Wife

Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."

Jan 25, 2004
Family Reunion
Season 3Episode 830 min

Family Reunion

Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.

Feb 8, 2004
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3Episode 930 min

Droobie or Not Droobie

Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.

Feb 15, 2004
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3Episode 1030 min

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny

Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.

Feb 22, 2004
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3Episode 1130 min

Make Room for Caddy

Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.

Mar 7, 2004
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3Episode 1230 min

Saving Sergeant Tompkins

Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.

Mar 14, 2004
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3Episode 1330 min

It's Mac-ademic

Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.

Mar 22, 2004
The Getaway
Season 3Episode 1430 min

The Getaway

The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.

Mar 29, 2004
Easy Rider
Season 3Episode 1530 min

Easy Rider

Bernie Mac gets a motorcycle, but after crashing and having a dream of what would happen if he died; he goes crazy safety-proofing the house.

Apr 5, 2004
Who's That Lady
Season 3Episode 1630 min

Who's That Lady

Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.

Apr 12, 2004
Mac-Inations
Season 3Episode 1730 min

Mac-Inations

Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.

Apr 12, 2004
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3Episode 1830 min

That Old Mac Magic

Spending time with Bernie's manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos.

Apr 26, 2004
The Talk
Season 3Episode 1930 min

The Talk

Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.

Apr 26, 2004
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3Episode 2030 min

Five Stages of Bryana

Bryana starts turning into a monster (acting like a spoiled brat, stealing things, and etc)

Jun 15, 2004
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3Episode 2130 min

Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday

On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.

Jun 22, 2004
Thanksgiving
Season 3Episode 2230 min

Thanksgiving

The Mac family is invited over to one of Vanessa's teachers for Thanksgiving dinner; who are all vegetarians.

Jun 29, 2004

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