The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5

Season 5

Episodes

Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Laura accidentally reveals a secret about Alan Brady on a national TV program.

A Farewell to Writing

Uhny Uftz
Rob starts hearing a strange noise but no one will believe him, then he see's what appears to be a flying saucer.

The Ugliest Dog in the World
The producers use a dog from a pound in a comedy sketch, and once the dog's work is done, Rob tries to find the ugly canine a new home.

No Rice at My Wedding
A news article prompts Rob and Laura to recall the extremely handsome Cpl. Clark Rice, who won Laura in an Army raffle and almost derailed Rob and Laura's relationship.

Draw Me a Pear
Laura regrets hauling Rob into taking art lessons with her after the lady teacher appears to show an above-average interest in him.

The Great Petrie Fortune
Rob inherits an old roll-top desk from his late great-uncle Hezekiah that contains "wealth" of some sort hinted at in a song.

Odd But True
When Freddie Helper connects the freckles on Rob's back with his marker, an interesting picture appears, one that others feel Rob should make publicly known.

Viva Petrie
When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Go Tell the Birds and Bees
When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Body and Sol

See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
Police question Rob regarding a fracas in a barroom where a woman was injured. Rob finds himself in a jam when his accounting of his whereabouts during the fight doesn't hold water.

You're Under Arrest
Police question Rob regarding a fracas in a barroom where a woman was injured. Rob finds himself in a jam when his accounting of his whereabouts during the fight doesn't hold water.

Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at a birthday party attended by several family friends, but when the watch goes missing shortly after the party, Rob reluctantly concludes that one of his close friends may be a thief.

Who Stole My Watch?
Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at a birthday party attended by several family friends, but when the watch goes missing shortly after the party, Rob reluctantly concludes that one of his close friends may be a thief.

Bad Reception in Albany
While in an out-of-town wedding party with Laura, troubles plague Rob in trying to watch a TV show for Alan Brady, making his ability at even attending the wedding reception dubious.

I Do Not Choose to Run
New Rochelle politicians approach Rob to be their next city councilman. Flattered, Rob considers it but soon finds his life under their complete management.

The Making of a Councilman
As election day approaches, Rob finds his political rival extremely knowledgeable, well-prepared and well-suited for the job of councilman. Rob's strengths: a winning smile and physical height.

The Curse of the Petrie People
Laura accidentally drops a recently bestowed Petrie family heirloom (as ugly as it is priceless) down the garbage disposal and tries to cover up the mishap before anyone notices.

The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
After Alan Brady blows up and fires Mel, the gang works to get his job back, even Buddy.

Remember the Alimony
For a laugh, Sally advertises for a husband on national television. Among the numerous humorous responses, one serious reply stands out.

Dear Sally Rogers
For a laugh, Sally advertises for a husband on national television. Among the numerous humorous responses, one serious reply stands out.

Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
When Buddy keeps making excuses to leave the office early, Rob and Sally think he may be cheating on his wife.. but they are wrong.

Long Night's Journey Into Day
When Rob, Jerry, Millie take the kids camping leaving Laura at home by her self, she gets scared being alone.
don't be nervous, don't be nervous!

Talk to the Snail
Rob finds a memo to Alan Brady in the trash about cutting the writing staff by one.. they start looking for another show to write for.

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
Alan Brady invades Jerry and Millie's anniversary party when doing a day in his life

Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
The gang has to get back a script with nasty remarks in it about Allen Brady before he reads it

The Man from My Uncle
The FBI needs the Petrie house to keep surveillance on the house across the street to catch a crook

You Ought to Be in Pictures
Rob finds out he is not an actor

Love Thy Other Neighbor
New Neighbors move in and Jerry and Millie get jealous

The Gunslinger
While visiting Jerry for some dental work, while under the gas he has a dream of being a western lawman

The Last Chapter
Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series.
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