Unprotected - Season 1

The Cantarellas, a family with two teenagers, leave the witness protection program for the suburbs.

Richard donates one of his original paintings to Toni's school's silent auction; Kim and Paulie threaten to cut off lazy Richie Jr. unless he can work full time at the wash.

Kim and Paulie have a ghost, and they try to see if they can rid their lives of the unwanted spirit; Tracey spends the day with her mom seeking out a more feminine career.

Lauretta goes on a sexcapade and decides to host a sex toy party to make a little dough and spice up the romantic lives of her uptight neighbors; Paulie attempts cooking Sunday dinner for the family with Kim occupied at Lauretta's.

The Cantarella men stage a stakeout to catch a neighborhood vandal; the women throw a block party in the hopes that the neighbors will welcome Lauretta's new lawn sculpture.

Tracey strives to prove she is better than Paul at the family business by turning around one of his failed endeavors, the mobile car wash; Richard tries to takes a day off, but Lauretta has other plans.

Lauretta struggles to come to terms with turning 70; Richard, Paul and Tracey plan a surprise birthday party and special gift exchange, in hopes of lifting Lauretta's spirits.