Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Season 9
Season 9
Network
Episodes19
DatesJul 3, 1997 - Nov 13, 1997
Episodes
Season 9Episode 130 min
Greg Proops, Rory Bremner, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Games performed: Let's Make a Date, Animals, Weird Newscasters, World's Worst, Props, Newsflash, Mission: Impossible, Hoedown
Jul 3, 1997
Season 9Episode 230 min
Greg Proops, Karen Maruyama, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Superheroes, the crisis is perishing elastic for Greg as Mr Muscle Zimmer Man, Ryan as Seductive Eating Man, Colin as Incoherent Boy and Karen as Shampoo Commercial Girl. In Let's Make A Date, Greg hosts with Karen as a call girl, Colin as a first time nudist while Ryan thinks Greg is the ugliest woman in the world. In World's Worst, all four perform the worst chatup line. In Dead Bodies, Colin keeps going in a beach scene. In Mission Impossible, Colin and Ryan catch caterpillars at Greg's direction. In Party Quirks, Greg hosts with Karen as an infomercial for exercise equipment, Colin waking up during surgery and Ryan as a dog in the car. In Hoedown, all four sing about birth. Ryan, Greg, and Karen win, so they read the credits as if they are looking through a school yearbook.
Jul 10, 1997
Season 9Episode 330 min
Mike McShane, Brad Sherwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Questions Only, it's a passionate French love story. In Sound Effects, Colin recounts his wedding night with Ryan providing his noises. In Number of Words, Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein (3 words), Colin is a monster (2 words), Mike is Igor (1 word) and Brad (5 words) is chief of police. In Hoedown, all four sing about tight trousers. In Weird Newscasters, Brad hosts with cohost Colin as a bad standup comedian, weatherman Ryan is Elvis Presley, and sportsreader Mike has been sacked and is in his last day. In Party Quirks, Brad hosts with Mike as a tyrannical European conductor, Colin is a river dancer, and Ryan is caught in a tornado. In Moving People, Ryan delivers Colin's calf. In Greatest Hits, Colin and Ryan describe songs of the DIY performed by Mike and Brad. Mike wins, so he reads the credits as a Latin-American dictator.
Jul 17, 1997
Season 9Episode 430 min
Josie Lawrence, Stephen Fry, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Questions Only, all four are in ancient Rome. In Film and Theatre Styles, Josie hijacks Stephen's plane in the styles Prisoner, Bill and Ben, World War 2 movie and Dynasty. In Sound Effects, Colin is at the fairground with Ryan providing his noises. In Number of Words, its Romeo (Ryan) and Juliet (Josie) with Stephen and Colin as his parents. in Props its Colin and Ryan v Josie and Stephen. In Let's Make A Date, Josie hosts with Stephen as a trendy vicar, Colin hates everything English and Ryan eats a hot curry. In Newsflash, Stephen reports on King Kong aided by Ryan and Josie. In Hoedown, all four sing about marital problems. Stephen wins, so he reads the credits as a reporter at the first night at the opera.
Jul 23, 1997
Season 9Episode 530 min
Greg Proops, Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Superheroes, the crisis is too tight pants, with Greg as Caterpillar Man, Ryan as Cat Cleaning Himself man, Colin as Nude and Proud of it Boy and Steve as Nipple Tweak Boy. In Film and Theatre Styles, Greg is a pilot with Steve as his mechanic in the styles hospital drama, Swedish porn, Beavis and Butthead, hammer horror, and Pride and Prejudice. In Weird Newscasters, Greg hosts with cohost Ryan just back from Vietnam, financial news reporter Steve a compulsive gambler, and weatherman Colin has just split from Greg. In Moving People, Ryan and Colin are high tech criminals. In Props, it's Colin and Ryan vs. Greg and Steve. In Party Quirks, Greg hosts with Steve as a prisoner on a rooftop protest, Colin as a stomach full of fireworks, and Ryan as holioday snaps. In Sports Commentators, Greg and Steve describe rival businessmen Colin and Ryan. In Hoedown, all four sing about weddings. Ryan and Colin win, so they read the credits as a chef and a waiter.
Jul 31, 1997
Season 9Episode 630 min
Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles
In Superheroes, the crisis is acid rain with Colin as Captain Buttocks Promiscuous Man, Ryan as Can't Move Without Hurting Himself Boy, Brad as Hilarious Punchlines Boy, and Steve as Professor Hugs Too Hard. In Song Styles, Brad sings a love song about Anna, a nurse. In Secret, Ryan and Colin are in a geriatric home with the secret in the commode. In Addicts Anonymous, Brad hosts with the others addicted to game shows. In Sports Commentators, Brad and Steve commentate on Ryan and Colin as hunks at the beach. In Film Dub, Steve and Ryan discuss an expedition. In Animals, Ryan and Colin are gazelles with illegal drugs, stopped by police-lion Brad. In Weird Newscasters, Brad hosts with cohost Colin who used to be the sole host, weatherman Ryan watching a couple making love, and sportsreader Steve as a rowdy football fan. Ryan and Colin win, so they read the credits as Michael Jackson and Bubbles.
Aug 7, 1997
Season 9Episode 730 min
Greg Proops, George Wendt, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Film and Theatre Styles, Ryan is a scientist with George testing a time machine, in the styles Oprah Winfrey, Sesame Street, dubbed martial arts and horror. In Superheroes, the crisis is a shortage of jellybabies with Greg as Super Ted, Ryan as Mr Smooth, Colin as the Disco Kid, and George as Talks Too Much About His Personal Problems Man. In Secret, Ryan and Colin are Gepetto and Pinocchio with the secret in Pinoke's left nostril. In Film Dub, Greg, Colin and Ryan are on a dangerous mission. In World's Worst, all four perform the worst flatmate. In Props, its Colin and Ryan vs. Greg and George. In Three Of A Kind, Greg, Colin and Ryan are TV evangelists at a laundrette. In Party Quirks, Greg hosts with George from Gone With The Wind, Colin testing rodeo horses and Ryan a fly caught between windows. In Hoedown, all four sing about space travel.
Aug 14, 1997
Season 9Episode 830 min
Greg Proops, Debi Durst, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Questions Only, all four perform scenes friom Star Wars. In Superheroes, the crisis is a shortage of mascara for Greg as Wonder Woman, Ryan as Bad John Wayne Impression Boy, Colin as Pants Around Your Ankles Boy, and Debi as Nagging Jewish Mother Woman. In Let's Make A Date, Greg hosts with Debi as Popeye, Colin knows Greg's dirty secrets, and Ryan has dental treatment. In Animals, roosters Greg and Ryan are businessmen with hen Colin as Ryan's wife and a gogo dancer. In World's Worst, all four perform the worst TV programme. In Props, it's Colin and Ryan vs. Greg and Debi. In Weird Newscasters, Greg hosts with cohost Ryan a cranky old man, sportsreader Debi getting electric shocks and weatherman Colin has to catch a plane. In Moving People, Colin checks into Ryan's hotel. In Hoedown, all four sing about the game of cricket. Everyone wins, so they read the credits as bolshie old people.
Aug 21, 1997
Season 9Episode 930 min
Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles
In Questions Only, all four are on Noah's Ark. In Film and Theatre Styles, Colin investigates a disturbance at Ryan's poultry farm in the styles Star Trek, Riverdance and Jurassic Park. In Old Job New Job, Brad is asking Steve, a former dog show judge for Ryan's hand in marriage. In Home Shopping, Colin and Ryan sell waders with holes, already chewed gum and a solar powered torch. In Quick Change, Brad and Colin are under attack as Steve yells change. In Party Quirks, Brad hosts with Steve as a strict German nanny, Colin physically in love with food, and Ryan is a film extra in a brawl. In Mission Impossible, Colin and Ryan mow the lawns at Steve's dictation. In Greatest Hits, Brad sings songs of the farmyard described by Colin and Ryan. Ryan and Steve win, so they read the credits as construction workers.
Sep 4, 1997
Season 9Episode 1030 min
Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles
In Questions Only, the four are at a stag night. In Sound Effects, Colin submerges in a submarine with Ryan providing his noises. In Let's Make A Date, Brad hosts with Steve from East Enders, Colin as an annoyed flatmate and Ryan as a stir crazy prisoner. In Remember That Song, Colin pours the drinks as Brad and Ryan sing. In Press Conference, Steve is Snow White announcing her pregnancy. In Narrate, Colin and Ryan meet on a sleeper train. In Party Quirks, Steve hosts with Brad as Huggy Bear, Colin is under a plane taking off and Ryan is a frog turning into a prince turning into a frog. In Hoedown, all four sing about their worst nightmare. Steve wins, so he reads the credits as if he is the first person on Mars.
Sep 11, 1997
Season 9Episode 1130 min
Series 9 Compilation 1
Games performed: Questions Only, Film and Theatre Styles, Let's Make a Date, Song Titles, Sports Commentators, Daytime Talk Show, Director, Song Styles
Sep 18, 1997
Season 9Episode 1230 min
Series 9 Compilation 2
Games performed: Film and Theatre Styles, Quick Change, Sound Effects, Animals, Song Styles, Backwards Scene, Three Of A Kind, Party Quirks, Moving People
Sep 25, 1997
Season 9Episode 1330 min
Greg Proops, Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Film and Theatre Styles, Colin and Ryan are working in the Antarctic, with Ryan going weird, in the styles Star Wars, muppets, Reservoir Dogs, World War 2 weepy movie and Dirty Harry. In Let's Make A Date, Greg hosts with Steve as a highland leader, Colin suicidal and Ryan desperately trying to get aroused. In Hey You Down There, Greg narrates as Colin and Ryan go scuba diving. In Hats, it's the world's worst dating agency video. In Number of Words, its Mutiny on the Bounty with Steve as Captain Bligh, Ryan as Fletcher Christian, Colin as the cook, and Greg a Polynesian maiden. In Newsflash, Ryan reports on two rhinos mating as Greg and Colin assist. In Addicts Anonymous, Greg is host, the others are wrestling addicts. In Hoedown, all four sing about golf. Greg wins, so he reads the credits and is being haunted by ghosts from the past, which are acted out by the others.
Oct 2, 1997
Season 9Episode 1430 min
Greg Proops, Karen Maruyama, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Questions Only, all four discuss a secret affair. In Sound Effects, Colin is a fireman, with Ryan providing his noises. In Film and Theatre Styles, Greg fires Karen from her Red Riding Hood gig in the styles Star Trek, Beavis and Butthead and Tennessee Williams. In Sports Commentators, Greg and Karen commentate on hot dog salesmen Colin and Ryan. In Props, it's Colin and Ryan vs. Greg and Karen. In Home Shopping, Colin and Ryan sell an umbrella handle, someone else's photos and cold onion gravy. The Soap Opera is in a public toilet. In News Report, the subject is the extinction of dinosaurs with Greg and Colin as anchors, Karen as a reporter, and Ryan as Cro Magnum Man and Clive's ancestor. Karen wins, so she reads the credits as The Simpsons, with the others joining in.
Oct 9, 1997
Season 9Episode 1530 min
Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles
In Superheroes, the crisis is women with Colin as Constipation Man, Ryan as Embarrassed About Your Erection Boy, Brad is Captain Menu, and Steve is Captain Crotch Grabber. In Let's Make A Date, Brad hosts with Steve as a leprechaun, Colin ill and Ryan hates people who don't find him hilarious. The Secret, for Colin and Ryan as the Lone Ranger and Tonto is in a gun holster. In Foreign Film Dub, Colin and Brad act as the Return of the Killer Tomatoes in Polish while Ryan and Steve translate. In Props, it's Brad and Ryan vs. Colin and Steve. In Song Styles, Brad has a love song for video shop worker Angela. In Film Dub, Colin, Ryan and Steve are at the barbers. In Sports Commentators, Brad and Steve commentate on barbers Ryan and Colin. In Hoedown, all four sing about barristers. Ryan and Steve win, so they read the credits as construction workers.
Oct 16, 1997
Season 9Episode 1630 min
Greg Proops, George Wendt, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Film and Theatre Styles, Greg is Colin's pet gremlin in the styles Braveheart, Australian soap opera and Woody Allen. In Old Job New Job, Ryan is a waiter who used to be a drug cop, George and Greg are guests. In Let's Make A Date, Greg hosts with George as a construction worker, Colin has seductive accents, and Ryan has sudden mood swings. In Foreign Film Dub, George and Colin act out the Return of the Chicken in Turkuish as Greg and Ryan translate. In Press Conference, Colin had Clinton expose himself to him. In Weird Newscasters, Greg and Ryan are anchors with Ryan moaning about his personal problems, sportsman George is turned on by sports, and weatherman Colin wants to be a chorus line choreographer. In Mission Impossible, Greg directs Colin and Ryan on getting the car washed. Everyone wins, so they read the credits as a family video sending messages home.
Oct 23, 1997
Season 9Episode 1730 min
Greg Proops, Rory Bremner, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Film and Theatre Styles, Greg and Ryan shrink to go inside someone's body, in the styles Woody Allen, sex education video, Japanese play, riverdance and horror. In Press Conference, Colin slept with the entire Royal Family. In Sound Effects, Colin is a drug cop, with Ryan providing his noises. In Film Review, Rory as Barry Norman narrates Attack of the Giant Banana, the others act. In Secret, Ryan and Colin as Quasimodo and Esmerelda find something in the bells of Notre Dame. The Picture for all four is a Tarzan scene. In Party Quirks, Greg hosts with Rory as John Motson, Colin is on top of a submerging submarine, and Ryan snuggles animals through Customs in his underwear. In Hoedown, all four sing about the lottery. Everyone wins, so they read the credits as if they're at an after-show party.
Oct 30, 1997
Season 9Episode 1830 min
Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
In Let's Make A Date, Josie hosts with Greg from A Streetcar Named Desire, Colin has an acute sense of smell, and Ryan as a horny Frankenstein. In Sound Effects, Colin prepares for a joust with Ryan providing his sounds. In Hoedown, the subject is foreign travel. In Hats, it's the world's worst ad campaign. In Mission Impossible, Ryan and Colin buy shoes at Greg's direction. In Greatest Hits, Josie sings of the hospital with Greg and Ryan announcing. Josie and Greg win, so they read the credits as if they are at a wine tasting, and the others join in.
Nov 6, 1997
Season 9Episode 1930 min
Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles
In Film and Theatre Styles, Ryan has flown from another galaxy to tell Colin he is the only one that can save his planet, in the styles Playboy Channel, religious epic, kung fu, speed and Playboy Chhannel again. In Interrogation, Steve and Brad interrogate Ryan about his mooning of the Queen. In Stand Sit Bend, Brad, Colin and Ryan are three 1940s gangsters blowing a safe with the cops closing in. In World's Worst, all four perform the worst self improvement or teach yourself video. In Props, it's Brad and Ryan vs. Colin and Steve. In Number of Words, Brad is the madam of a brothel in the deep south, Colin is one of the girls, Steve is a customer who's also the mayor, and Ryan is a policeman raiding the joint. In Foreign Film Dub, Colin and Brad act the Return of the Bald Weasels with Steve and Ryan translating the Romanian. In Greatest Hits, Ryan and Colin introduce songs of the locker room, performed by Brad. Brad and Colin win, so they read the credits as two plastic surgeons.
Nov 13, 1997
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