You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 2

Season 2

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Episodes13
DatesJan 24, 1981 - Apr 18, 1981
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Episodes

Work, Work, Work
Season 2Episode 130 min

Work, Work, Work

The Muppets Get Suffed will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine's dad makes her do work while hosting the show, so she keeps shovels a wheelbarrow full of dirt onto the set.
Jan 24, 1981
Transportation
Season 2Episode 230 min

Transportation

The Dukes of Hazard Line Up for Gas will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross spends most of the show making Christine's life miserable by making her do many strange things like jump from an airplane without a parachute, forcing her to be shot, makes her sick by distorting the broadcast, has her stuffed into a trash can, and even has her mummified.
Jan 31, 1981
Strike Now
Season 2Episode 330 min

Strike Now

Captain Kangaroo Robs a Bank will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine goes on strike demanding a raise. She eventually gets it, but discovers that she won't get paid for the time she was on strike, even though she was still on the show.
Feb 7, 1981
Dating
Season 2Episode 430 min

Dating

Jaws meets the Love Boat will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine spends the entire show waiting for her boyfriend to call her, which he doesn't.
Feb 14, 1981
Fitness
Season 2Episode 530 min

Fitness

The Six Million Dollar Man Rusts to Bits will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to make money by collecting his family allowances. He also tries to adopt Christine, who is using an exercise bike and some special effects to travel around the world.
Feb 21, 1981
Safety First
Season 2Episode 630 min

Safety First

Hit and Run on Sesame Street will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Despite her constant attempts to explain safety rules, bad things keep happening to Christine including electric shock and decapitation.
Feb 28, 1981
Sexual Equality
Season 2Episode 730 min

Sexual Equality

The Dukes of Hazard Dress Up in Drag will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The rest of the cast is upset that Christine, as host, has an easier job. They trade places with her and all co-host the show, while she takes their positions in the sketches. In the end, she ends up on a quest to get Brodie slimed.
Mar 7, 1981
Personal Hygiene
Season 2Episode 830 min

Personal Hygiene

Jaws Eats Jacques Cousteau will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine hosts this episode from her bathtub at home. During the show she gets surprise visits from the cast and crew. The episode ends with her getting sucked down the drain.
Mar 14, 1981
Smoking
Season 2Episode 930 min

Smoking

Atomic Blast Levels Fantasy Island will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Jami admits that the only reason the Indians smoked was to kill the white settlers. He then tries to convince Christine to smoke.
Mar 21, 1981
Crime & Vandalism
Season 2Episode 1030 min

Crime & Vandalism

Mr. Rogers Vandalizes the Neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The entire set is stolen piece by piece, including the microphones and Christine's clothes.
Mar 28, 1981
Drugs
Season 2Episode 1130 min

Drugs

Mr. Rogers, Neighborhood Pusher will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast uses pies as a substitute for pot to demonstrate the perils of drug use.
Apr 4, 1981
Nutrition
Season 2Episode 1230 min

Nutrition

Miss Piggy Eats Ham Sandwiches will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine explains the importance of a healthy diet, but ends up wearing more of the food then she eats.
Apr 11, 1981
Peer Pressure
Season 2Episode 1330 min

Peer Pressure

Sixty Minutes will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Lisa and Rodney keep trying to get Kevin to moon the cameras, but Christine stops them.
Apr 18, 1981

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