You Can't Do That on Television - Season 7

You Can't Do That on Television - Season 7

Season 7

Network
Episodes20
DatesAug. 11, 1986 - Dez. 31, 1986
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Episodes

Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends
Season 7Episode 130 min

Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends

The A-Team Blows Up the Land of Oz will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast does many sketches about various fairy tales.
Aug. 11, 1986
Pop Music
Season 7Episode 230 min

Pop Music

Bruce Springsteen Gets Laryngitis will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair believes that he will become a great rock star.
Aug. 12, 1986
Know-It-Alls
Season 7Episode 330 min

Know-It-Alls

Mr. Wizard Explains the Universe will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nerdy Matthew annoys the entire cast.
Aug. 13, 1986
Parties
Season 7Episode 430 min

Parties

Mr. T Goes to a Tupperware Party will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast gets Ross to throw them a party. What Ross does, however, is have a cardboard cake and water.
Aug. 14, 1986
Garbage
Season 7Episode 530 min

Garbage

Garbage of the Rich & Famous will not be seen at this time so that we may present... After local garbage men go on strike, the studio becomes a storage area for the city's garbage. Christine is carried out of the studio in a garbage bag.
Aug. 15, 1986
TV Commercials
Season 7Episode 630 min

TV Commercials

The Commercial Messages will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In the sketches, the cast does many parodies of TV commercials. They also try to sell some of Ross' malfunctioning products as part of another get-rich-quick scheme.
Aug. 18, 1986
Country
Season 7Episode 730 min

Country

Walton's Mountain Becomes an Open Pit Mine will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast gets back to nature and make up the set like a farm.
Aug. 19, 1986
Back to School
Season 7Episode 830 min

Back to School

Lassie Flunks Obedience School will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross decided to tutor the cast. He covers everything from reading to advanced chemistry.
Aug. 20, 1986
Illness
Season 7Episode 930 min

Illness

St. Elsewhere will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Everyone who has green slime dumped on them comes down with a mysterious flu.
Aug. 21, 1986
Enemies & Paranoia
Season 7Episode 1030 min

Enemies & Paranoia

Hulk Hogan vs. Punkey Brewster in Mismatch of the Century will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross gets the cast ready for the arrival of the cast of the Russian version of YCDTOTV.
Aug. 22, 1986
Savings
Season 7Episode 1130 min

Savings

J.R. Ewing Saves His Money to Buy a Skateboard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair and Adam compete over the new girl in the cast, while at the same time trying to save money for a car.
Jan. 2, 1987
Contests
Season 7Episode 1230 min

Contests

Miss Ugly Teen USA will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Matthew enters a contest at the local mall where he has to count jellybeans. Alasdair, not wanting to be outdone, enters a ""slime-in"" contest.
Jan. 1, 1987
Censorship
Season 7Episode 1330 min

Censorship

Censored Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Boners will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In an attempt to keep the show clean, the network censors have added bleeps and censor bars to the show.
Jan. 1, 1987
Poverty and Unemployment
Season 7Episode 1430 min

Poverty and Unemployment

Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Naida's father hires the cast as servants after they all get fired.
Jan. 1, 1987
Luck
Season 7Episode 1530 min

Luck

The Wheel of Fortune Runs Over People and Flattens Them will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast begins to rely too heavily on good luck charms to get them through this episode.
Jan. 1, 1987
Part-Time Jobs
Season 7Episode 1630 min

Part-Time Jobs

The A-Team Delivers Newspapers will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes a look at the current job market for kids.
Jan. 1, 1987
Sleep
Season 7Episode 1730 min

Sleep

Algebra is Exciting! will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast has to stay awake during an all-night filming of the show.
Dez. 29, 1986
Home
Season 7Episode 1830 min

Home

Falcon Crest Eaten by Termites will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about their homes, and all the stuff they do there.
Dez. 30, 1986
Discipline
Season 7Episode 1930 min

Discipline

Top Gun Gets Put on Latrine Cleaning Duty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross becomes a drill sergeant to induce discipline in the cast.
Jan. 1, 1987
Mysteries and Crimes
Season 7Episode 2030 min

Mysteries and Crimes

The Greatest Detective will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members, and a plate of Barth Burgers disappear, so the great Inspector Flusseau comes in to investigate.
Dez. 31, 1986

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