Portlandia - Season 7

Portlandia - Season 7

Season 7

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Episodes10
DatesJan. 5, 2017 - März 9, 2017
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Episodes

The Storytellers
Season 7Episode 130 min

The Storytellers

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. The weirdos discover Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Jan. 5, 2017
Carrie Dates a Hunk
Season 7Episode 230 min

Carrie Dates a Hunk

Carrie gets a hunky new beau for whom Fred doesn't care; Melanie and Lars decide on a rug; Drew and Andy consider the question, "What about men?"

Jan. 12, 2017
Fred's Cell Phone Company
Season 7Episode 330 min

Fred's Cell Phone Company

Fred undertakes a new business venture that poses some problems; Kate and Sam experience the pitfalls of long-distance romance; Drew and Andy plan a funeral service; Nina gives a massage chair to Lance and it's a game-changer.

Jan. 19, 2017
Separation Anxiety
Season 7Episode 430 min

Separation Anxiety

Despite retiring, Toni and Candace realize there is still some unfinished business to deal with; Drew and Andy give gingerbread cookies a new look; Peter and Nance indulge in a new protein diet; and the rats consider the charms of squirrels.

Jan. 26, 2017
Amore
Season 7Episode 530 min

Amore

Fred has a marriage arranged. A Couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

Feb. 2, 2017
Friend Replacement
Season 7Episode 630 min

Friend Replacement

Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

Feb. 9, 2017
Portland Secedes
Season 7Episode 730 min

Portland Secedes

Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

Feb. 16, 2017
Ants
Season 7Episode 830 min

Ants

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.

Feb. 23, 2017
Passenger Rating
Season 7Episode 930 min

Passenger Rating

Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

März 2, 2017
Misunderstood Miracles
Season 7Episode 1030 min

Misunderstood Miracles

Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

März 9, 2017

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