Portlandia - Season 7
Season 7
Episodes
The Storytellers
Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. The weirdos discover Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Carrie Dates a Hunk
Carrie gets a hunky new beau for whom Fred doesn't care; Melanie and Lars decide on a rug; Drew and Andy consider the question, "What about men?"
Fred's Cell Phone Company
Fred undertakes a new business venture that poses some problems; Kate and Sam experience the pitfalls of long-distance romance; Drew and Andy plan a funeral service; Nina gives a massage chair to Lance and it's a game-changer.
Separation Anxiety
Despite retiring, Toni and Candace realize there is still some unfinished business to deal with; Drew and Andy give gingerbread cookies a new look; Peter and Nance indulge in a new protein diet; and the rats consider the charms of squirrels.
Amore
Fred has a marriage arranged. A Couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.
Friend Replacement
Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.
Portland Secedes
Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.
Ants
Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.
Passenger Rating
Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.
Misunderstood Miracles
Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.
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